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Man in Breathalyzer Costume Gets DUI
Cops: Man Dressed as Device Used To Prove Drunk Driving Drives Drunk Himself
Video: Mustache Mania
Some say it may have been out of style for a while, but it's now clear that the mustache has made a comeback, as Bill Geist discovered at a recent awards ceremony in St. Louis.
Police: Drunk Man Admits Theft After Traffic Stop
Alabama Police Say Drunk Man Confessed Theft After Being Pulled Over During Traffic Stop
NH Woman's Car Hit By A Escaped Boar On Interstate
NH Woman's Car Hit By Boar That Likely Escaped From Preserve On Interstate 89
Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage Dressing Case
Idaho Woman Accused Of Ramming Driver's Car, And Tossing Salad Dressing, Pleads Guilty
Police: Breathalyzer-costumed Man Accused Of DUI
Ohio Police Say Man In Dressed As Breathlalyzer For Halloween Accused Of DUI
Man Says Image Of Jesus Appears On Truck Window
Tenn. Man Says Image Of Jesus Keeps Appearing On Window Of His Isuzu Pickup Truck
Man Attends His Own Funeral in Brazil
Family Misidentified Victim of Car Crash as Their Own
L.A. Church Starts Dog Service
Worshippers Bring Their Pets to Church for Prayers and Treats
Gone To The Dogs: LA Church Starts Pet Service
From Doghouse To God's House: LA Church Invites Pups And Their People Into Pews For Worship
Researchers Fit NM Calf With Prosthetic Legs
Colorado State Researchers Fit NM Calf With Double Prosthetic Hind Limbs
Police: Man Made Up Knife Attack To Miss Work
Police: Colorado Man Arrested After Admitting He Made Up Knife Attack To Miss Work
Mass. Town Puts Limits On Cat Ownership
Mass. Town Puts Limit Of 3 On Owning Cats Without A Special Kennel License
Wis. Firefighter Accused Of Drugging Wife's Tea
Veteran Milwaukee Firefighter Accused Of Drugging His Wife's Tea After Argument
Police: Valet's Umbrella Saves Woman From Attack
Boston Police Say Parking Valet Armed With Umbrella Helps Woman Fight Off Purse Snatcher
Town Makes It Illegal To Own More Than 3 Cats
Mass. Town Makes It Illegal To Own More Than 3 Cats Without A Special License
Mich. County Seeks To Prevent Shouting At Inmates
New Law Seeks To Prevent Passers-by From Shouting At Inmates Held In Michigan County Jail
Man Angry With Police Response Walks Onto Roadway
Oregon Man Upset With Slow Police Response Time Walks Onto Interstate
Heavyset Fla. Man Allegedly Robs Same Bank 4 Times
Heavyset Florida Man With Dreadlocks Allegedly Robs Same Bank 4 Times In Past Year
Pa. Woman, Daughter Hold Signs Admitting Theft
In Exchange For No Jail Time, Pa. Woman, Daughter Hold Signs Admitting They Stole From Girl, 9
Drunk Woman Calls 911, Says She's Driving
Mary Strey of Wisconsin, 49, Told Dispatcher She Didn't Want to Hurt Anyone; Now She's Due in Court
Camera Found In Bathroom Of Christian Bookstore
Clerk Arrested After Allegedly Placing Camera In Bathroom Of Calif. Christian Bookstore
Video: Anvil's Away!
For centuries, the anvil was used to make tools. As Steve Hartman reports, one man's obsession with carving anvils eventually turned into a more exciting fixation.
Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself As Drunk Driver
Wisconsin Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself As A Drunk Driver, Then Pulls Over
Anvils Fall from Sky (No Cartoon Coyotes)
Missourian Shows CBS' Steve Hartman the Pioneer Tradition of Shooting Anvils
 
 
 
 
 

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Weird News from Lemondrop
Did Mary J. Blige Disrespect America?

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The mighty New York Yankees became the world champions of baseball again last night when they beat the Philadelphia Phillies. It was the first championship in their brand-spanking-new stadium, and I'm basking in the glory of the victory of my adopted ... Read more

 

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What's the Craziest Thing You've Done to Get Out of Work?

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Coughing into the phone and pretending you're sick while calling your boss is for amateurs, as a Colorado man demonstrated when he stabbed himself in the leg so he wouldn't have to work his shift at an Edgewater, Colo., Blockbuster video. ... Read more

 

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Irish Accent Voted World's Sexiest

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If there's something about the Irish brogue that can make even "Three McGriddles, please" sound sexy to you, you're not alone -- the Irish accent has been voted the sexiest in the world, knocking France from the high horse it's been riding on for ... Read more

 

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Would You Tell Your BFF That You Think She's Overweight?

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You tell your friend if her outfit makes her look like a mentally unstable gypsy, or if the guy she's hitting on is a total d-bag, but would you tell her if you think she's overweight?According to new research by digital scale company Tanita ... Read more

 

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Honor Sandwich Day -- Vote for the Greatest Sandwich in America

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On November 3 we'll celebrate a tragically overlooked holiday that honors the birth of John Montagu, a degenerate gambler, wig enthusiast and lunchtime visionary. Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich -- reportedly came up with the idea of marrying ... Read more

 

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Are World Series Tickets Worth Selling Yourself?

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There's no question Phillies fans have a reputation for being completely insane, but one woman took things to the extreme by allegedly offering sexual services in exchange for World Series tickets on that bastion of Internet wholesomeness, ... Read more

 

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The Obamas Prove What We Already Knew -- Marriage Is Hard Work

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Everyone's talking about this week's New York Times Magazine cover story about Barack and Michelle Obama's marriage. In it, the president and the first lady cop to the realities of partnership -- mainly that it's hard work and sometimes sucks.Jodi ... Read more

 

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Lemondrop's Picks for Lilith Fair

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Lilith Fair is back. The highly successful all-girl music festival of the late '90s will be hitting the U.S., Canada and the U.K. in 2010. Although singer-songwriter and festival co-founder Sarah MacLachlan hasn't revealed anything about the lineup, ... Read more

 

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Want to Lose Weight? Creepy Craigslist Pervert Can Help

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Well, we didn't think it was possible, but we finally found a diet plan we're less into than the cabbage soup diet, Master Cleanse and Tweet What You Eat combined. digg_url = ... Read more

 

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Do All Teen Girls Have a Wiccan Phase?

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Halloween is just around the corner, and that can only mean one thing -- pagans are popping out of the woodwork like oversize, Earth-loving jack-in-the-boxes.Apparently, there is a growing trend of paganism, especially Wicca, in the United States ... Read more

 

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What's the Most Embarrassing Movie You Ever Watched With a Parent?

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A recent study found that kids who watched television with their folks were almost four times as likely to be frightened by scary programs as those who viewed alone. Apparently seeing Mom get scared during "Sleepaway Party III" makes it even more ... Read more

 

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What Will Joss Whedon Bring to 'Glee'?

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Joss Whedon, master of the Buffyverse, has signed on to direct an episode of the musical/comedy/drama "Glee." He's not writing and likely there will be no vampires or space cowboys, but in the director's chair he'll still have a good deal of ... Read more

 

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Women Who Love Vampires and Other Supernatural Hotties

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According to Esquire, women aren't attracted to vampires in movies and on television because they're hot -- we're attracted to them because we all secretly want to have sex with gay dudes. Sorry, Robert Pattinson, turns out you just remind us of a ... Read more

 

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Sexy Rainbow Brite Makeover Stomps on Childhood

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Rainbow Brite has recently gotten a sexy new makeover courtesy of Hallmark (who originally introduced the little-girl superhero back in 1984). Now, the former dolls, which used to look kind of like Trolls but squatter, are far more recognizably ... Read more

 

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Egypt Up in Arms Over Artificial Virginity Device

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A new gadget available to women in Asian and Middle Eastern countries promises to "restore" their virginity for the bargain price of $29.95. An ad claims that the "artificial virginity hymen" fits inside the vagina and oozes a blood-like liquid upon ... Read more

 

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National Grouch Day 2009 -- the Best Lady Grouches

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Oh, how we've been waiting for October 15 to roll around, so we can celebrate our favorite holiday. No, it's not Bosses Day today, it's National Grouch Day 2009! At least according to the holy grail of journalistic integrity Sesame Street Magazine it ... Read more

 

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Woman Sues Toyota Over 'Stalker' Marketing Campaign

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A woman in Los Angeles is suing Toyota for $10 million over what some are calling a "terror marketing campaign" led her to believe she was being stalked. Amber Duick filed a lawsuit claiming that she had trouble eating, sleeping and going to work ... Read more

 

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Miss Homeless Beauty Pageant Winner Gets Rent-Free Year

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Sometimes we watch beauty pageants and think, Sure, it's nice to win a college scholarship, but what about something we could really use? The Miss Homeless Belgium contest was giving away just such a prize this weekend, when it awarded a home to ... Read more

 

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What Does Conservative America Look Like? Surprisingly Cute

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When thinking of prominent liberals you might think of movie or rock stars, or politicians like the Kennedys or Obamas. But the stereotypical conservative might make you conjure up a picture of some old, rich white guy a la Dick Cheney.Meghan ... Read more

 

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Man Donates Crime Reward to Rape Victim

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A man gave a reward he collected by helping police catch a criminal to the victim in the case, even though the reward was equal to half of his annual income. Lloyd Gardner is a 22-year-old waiter from Devon, U.K., who came to the assistance of ... Read more

 

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